You sniffle in class and everyone just stares at you.
You cough in class and people flinch away from you.
You see your friends and they don’t want to hug you cause they don’t want to be contaminated

You are literally a walking disease.

But on the bright side, you get to stay in bed all day and be lazy. Whoo!
Oh & people are a lot nicer to you when you’re sick. Wheee!